# If you could rename an existing species **URL:** \ **Category:** Nature Talk\ **Tags:** mostly-humor, common-names\ **Created:** [September 16, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554 "2019-09-16T23:44:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tgbirdnerd](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/tgbirdnerd/32/11182_2.png) [@tgbirdnerd](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/tgbirdnerd)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/1 "2019-09-16T23:44:58Z")
If you could rename any existing species, what species would it be? What would it’s new name be? I would rename the Magnificent Frigatebird the “American Heartbird” ---
**Author:** ![jnstuart](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/jnstuart/32/1623_2.png) [@jnstuart](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/jnstuart)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/2 "2019-09-17T01:12:28Z")
Thanks to a taxonomic revision, the shrub here in the Southwest that we used to call New Mexico Olive (a perfectly good name) is now called Stretchberry. Who came up with that name?? ---
**Author:** ![deanhester94](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/deanhester94/32/4025_2.png) [@deanhester94](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/deanhester94)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 1:23am UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/3 "2019-09-17T01:23:45Z")
I’d relieve the Barn owl of it’s terrible name and call it the Spectral Owl. It’s so otherworldly and ghost-like! ---
**Author:** ![earthknight](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/earthknight/32/32879_2.png) [@earthknight](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/earthknight)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 1:42am UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/4 "2019-09-17T01:42:25Z")
I’d rename every species that is named after a person with something that’s descriptive of the species itself, the region/environment it’s found in, or what the indigenous people of the area call it. I’m kind of sick of some many species having scientific and common names after the “discoverer”. The Magnificent Frigatebird I’d leave as is for the common name. That’s a nice name and it _is_ a magnificent bird. ---
**Author:** ![brentturcotte](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/brentturcotte/32/2456_2.png) [@brentturcotte](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/brentturcotte)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 1:44am UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/5 "2019-09-17T01:44:31Z")
How about: Black-bellied Plover to White-coverted Plover. Sharp-shinned Hawk to Flat-tailed Goshawk. Cooper’s Hawk to Round-tailed Goshawk. American Three-toed Woodpecker to Barred Three-toed Woodpecker Yellow-bellied Flycatcher to Conifer Flyctacher Cape May Warbler to Chestnut-cheeked Warbler Then again, getting these changed would upset birders used to the old names they use, myself included. ---
**Author:** ![kuchipatchis](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/kuchipatchis/32/12569_2.png) [@kuchipatchis](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/kuchipatchis)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 2:39am UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/6 "2019-09-17T02:39:01Z")
the smokey oak millipede, narceus gordanus, i was just saying the other day i wanted to rename it. i just think it deserves recognition for being so fat. OP never said the name had to be professional sounding, so i would like to rename it something like the fat/chunky scrub millipede, either one just, make the narceus gordanus common name emphasize its shape because i love it ---
**Author:** ![jdmore](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/jdmore/32/1116_2.png) [@jdmore](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/jdmore)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/7 "2019-09-17T04:28:34Z")
> [@jnstuart](#): > > Thanks to a taxonomic revision, the shrub here in the Southwest that we used to call New Mexico Olive (a perfectly good name) is now called Stretchberry. But those aren’t taxonomic names! Why on earth would a taxonomic revision change them? ---
**Author:** ![shelley\_b](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/shelley_b/32/3249_2.png) [@shelley\_b](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/shelley_b)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/8 "2019-09-17T04:58:07Z")
Well, since we’re just being theoretical and not considering rules of nomenclature, how about changing the name of Anophthalmus hitleri (a beetle named after Adolf Hitler!)? ---
**Author:** ![jonathan142](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/jonathan142/32/2731_2.png) [@jonathan142](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/jonathan142)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 6:39am UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/9 "2019-09-17T06:39:54Z")
I would magically change the scientific name of _Polistes canadensis_ to something more like _Polistes neotropicus_. Not only does the species not occur in Canada, but it only occurs as far north as a smidgeon of Arizona (and ranges through South America). ---
**Author:** ![hill\_jasonm](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/hill_jasonm/32/2931_2.png) [@hill\_jasonm](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/hill_jasonm)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 12:31pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/10 "2019-09-17T12:31:44Z")
_I’d rename every species that is named after a person…_ Amen, brother! ---
**Author:** ![scotiaspinner](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/scotiaspinner/32/2546_2.png) [@scotiaspinner](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/scotiaspinner)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 12:48pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/11 "2019-09-17T12:48:49Z")
I tend to get red-lined carrion beetles in my porch area where I attract moths. Their name creeps me out because it makes me think that I could have something dead under the porch. Another moth friend also sees them frequently, and he suggested that we rename them “red-lined treasure beetles” and so that’s what I rename all the beetles in that group. Every time the word “carrion” appears, I change it to treasure. They sound much more delightful that way and it makes me smile when I see one. Of course, I only make this change in my internal thoughts, not when I post the pictures anywhere! Bring on the treasure beetles! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tallastro](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/tallastro/32/1145_2.png) [@tallastro](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/tallastro)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/12 "2019-09-17T13:21:27Z")
Butterflies would all be known as Flutterbys. It’s what they do. Butterfly?? Did a pat of congealed fat go past? ---
**Author:** ![prakrit](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/prakrit/32/2717_2.png) [@prakrit](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/prakrit)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/13 "2019-09-17T14:15:49Z")
Totally agree. It is nice to honor people, but it is very un-helpful for everyone else except them. ---
**Author:** ![kuchipatchis](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/kuchipatchis/32/12569_2.png) [@kuchipatchis](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/kuchipatchis)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 3:22pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/14 "2019-09-17T15:22:08Z")
> [@shelley\_b](#): > > Well, since we’re just being theoretical and not considering rules of nomenclature, how about changing the name of Anophthalmus hitleri (a beetle named after Adolf Hitler!)? oh yeah i forgot about that one… please change that one. and like didnt the name endanger the thing because a bunch of scumbags need to have their little hitler beetle? ---
**Author:** ![tallastro](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/tallastro/32/1145_2.png) [@tallastro](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/tallastro)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 3:38pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/15 "2019-09-17T15:38:39Z")
> [@prakrit](#): > > very un-helpful for everyone else except them I’m a data guy and, so, here’s the counter-argument. The scientific name is essentially a key code for the species. It’s not recommended that key codes contain information about the entity, we just need a unique identifier (Granted, the binomial naming breaks the rule but why break it more.). Any information about something could possibly change. An honorific name is just a name. _Pinus bobrossius_ is the happy pine, the one with the paintbrush-like needles. If it’s later found that some individuals have simple needles, it’s just more knowledge about the species. _Pinus azuris_ was named for its blue color. Finding out that later that most of the populations are green makes the name a bit confusing. A name is just a name. (all names used in this post are fictional, any resemblance to actual species is due to your own imagination) ---
**Author:** ![duarte](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/duarte/32/134_2.png) [@duarte](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/duarte)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/16 "2019-09-17T16:06:14Z")
_Scilla peruviana_, the Portuguese squill, a plant native to SW Europe and NW Africa, and completely absent from South America, let alone Peru. ---
**Author:** ![cas4moss](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/cas4moss/32/2911_2.png) [@cas4moss](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/cas4moss)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 4:52pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/17 "2019-09-17T16:52:05Z")
I would rename the jackdaw “Looks Like It’s Wearing Trousers Even Though It’s Not”. ---
**Author:** ![sea-kangaroo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/sea-kangaroo/32/47_2.png) [@sea-kangaroo](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/sea-kangaroo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/18 "2019-09-17T18:27:47Z")
Yup, people’ve been trampling into caves and stripping them of beetles to profit off the bizarrely lucrative market for Nazi memorabilia, and the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature thinks its naming rules are more important than the existence of a species. ---
**Author:** ![kiwifergus](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/kiwifergus/32/1904_2.png) [@kiwifergus](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/kiwifergus)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/19 "2019-09-17T20:43:44Z")
> [@tallastro](#): > > The scientific name is essentially a key code for the species. This was probably put forward as a humorous view on names, but in case not I’ll point out that Linnaean taxonomy was originally intended to reflect the relationships between taxa, not represent them as discrete un-related entities My rename? _Homo sapiens_ to _Homo destructus_ ---
**Author:** ![neylon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/forum.inaturalist.org/neylon/32/7926_2.png) [@neylon](https://forum.inaturalist.org/u/neylon)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554/20 "2019-09-21T16:43:08Z")
Several birds: Bluebirds would be changed to Bluethrushes (Eastern Bluethrush) Red-winged Blackbird to Red-shouldered Blackbird Red-bellied Woodpecker to Red-necked Woodpecker Oranged-crowned warbler to Non-Orange-crowned Warbler Ring-necked Duck to Ring-billed Duck Lucifer Hummingbird to Lucifer’s Hummingbird Song Sparrow and Field Sparrow switch names. Black-capped Chickadee to anything else; 7 species of chickadee and 5 of them have black caps, come on. One I forgot, since Canada gets so many species named for them (Canada Jay, Warbler, Goose, Darner, Sitta canadensis), I think it’s only fair that the Bald Eagle should be changed to 'murican Eagle. [Next page](https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/if-you-could-rename-an-existing-species/6554.md?page=2)