I do… understand where you’re coming from there. My test was at a funeral. It’s tough to handle natural and social observances at the same time.
…when my mom pulls my pants out of the dryer, and she asks what on earth the pockets are full of.
I tell her they’re full of discarded fishing line that I’ve taken off the riverbank.
When you realize a pumpkin is a fruit.
…you constantly need to resist the urge to impose your identifying-skills upon non-consenting and unsuspecting people on other platforms who just want to share a photo of that cool bug they saw and don’t care what it’s called.
And so is a mushroom or pinecone… “Fruiting body”
Wait, there are other ways to buy clothes?
…when you begin regularly having dreams about your camera breaking down right when your photographing the coolest organism.
Dreams - Arghh! Last night I dreamt that there was an amazing dragonfly in my house, something no one has ever seen before, but just as I was about to photograph it, the power went out. (I guess dream-phones can’t take photos in the dark)
That’s what comes from spending too much time reading threads like these:
https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/er-mi-casa-es-su-casa-i-guess/59959
https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/what-is-your-favorite-lifer-from-this-week/24219
https://forum.inaturalist.org/t/rarest-finds-on-inaturalist/16195/1
In one of my dreams, I was about to photograph a hermit crab that was part chiton when my camera suddenly wouldn’t open. I had to run to this little shed building and try to fix it, but when I came back to the hermit crab I realized that I had left the camera back in the shed and that hermit crabs don’t usually have giant suction cups for feet like chitons.
Maybe you shouldn’t iNat right before bed…
you see a flea on your bedsheet, reach over carefully so as not to disturb it, grab your camera, and take two pictures. The flea then jumps.
Reminds me of Google Streetview Birding. There’s a whole bunch of people trying to find as many of the world’s bird species on just Google Streetview images. I found the first verifiable Pink-bellied (Lewis’s) Woodpecker on there.
…when I can’t locate my house on the Observation Map because it’s covered by my observation markers.
I would have obscured those.
That’s hilarious. My entire block is so covered in pins that you can barely see any of the houses around mine. Lol.
Why is that? Privacy?
Even for eBird checklists I submit for my yard, I enter my home address under “Location”, like most people do.
check out inatguessr!
When you walk in a forest and you recognize most plant species.
Personal choice, I also obscure around my home, even though iNat is a nice community it is generally not a good idea to publicize where you live online.
It opens up options for malicious people, while I am not one I can think of countless ways it could be used against you, even though you might not worry about that.