Naming organisms after people

Nothing in that table tells me anything about the range, habitat, or other characteristics of each of those species, any of which could be pulled for a meaningful name.

The name doesn’t even have to describe a characteristic that “uniquely” applies to only one species, just like a White-tailed Deer isn’t the only deer in the world with a white tail, but is still more meaningful than if we called it “Humboldt’s Deer”.