The craziest finds

There are some really crazy things I’ve seen.

Come back here when you get a new weird lifer!

(note: bug is not crazy literally, I mean crazy = cool.)

WARNING: This post is for truly weird and abnormal stuff, not a well know popularised feature or something that made you exited to find, something with very unique features. And yes pls. do not put weird moths as every moth/butterfly species looks beautiful and we have a moth love forum here.

The “neelam wasp” looks like it has a gem imbedded in its thorax!

Wait, is this actually a fruitfly?

This crazy bug sat only for enough time to get these images, never saw it again!

This wasp has a weird head.

This isopod was found in a pot, and it’s wild (not bred, since many cool isopods are often not wild)

What are yours?

I have a few. (I think)

This eastern gray squirrel. The squirrel itself wasn’t cool, but it jumped and I managed to capture a picture.

This thing. Still no idea what it is.

This fungus?

Plus this! It’s an observations of eastern black carpenter ants but there were fossils on the rock.

Oooh boy. I’m too easily excited by nature, I could spend my whole day in this thread and never finish talking…

This one is a common cellar spider you could find anywhere, but I’ve never seen such a juicy voluptuous female one before. Look at her! She’s like a cream candy come to life!

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/397613869

These two obeservations are of another common local species, one that I’ve encountered many times before, often with an egg sac, but never before with the whole nursery setup! Such a hardworking mother TwT

And the teeny tiny sweet babies!!! It felt like my heart would burst from joy right then and there.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/375037840

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/375037845

She’s apparently a common sight in Europe, but I only ever managed to find this one specimen and was endlessly fascinated by her. Look at those gorgeous patterns! Look at her squished pancake butt! And her precious little face with wide-set pedipalps QwQ

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/226315621

Or this bear spider I found by the river’s edge last year! It’s probably just because I really like bears, but every time I find a bear spider I feel giddy with excitement. Such a lovely tawny coloration, such a pretty fuzz TwT

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/364009770

Or stretch spiders! I have a few different observations of them, but every time I find one it’s a love at first sight all over again. They’re so cool and elegant and such a joy to photograph, even if they are very skittish models :3c

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/364863857

A literal candy spider! How cute is that? I envy people who live in northern parts of Ukraine. I live just outside of this one’s area. Then again, it’s all the more exciting when I get the opportunity to visit the forest and find one~

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/364009782

Jumping spiders in general are a common sight around these parts, but one so colorful and striped? It felt like encountering a tiny shiny pokemon in the middle of the city <3

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/225904809

One of the few things I have to begrudgingly appreciate my location for is my access to these guys! I adore the classic garden orbweavers, but these guys are like their shiny primed version. Look at this precious shiny pancake! I wish they were large enough that I could playfully chomp on them without hurting them TwT

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/305379129

Flower crab spiders are everywhere in the summer, and come in a variety of color palettes, but this particular one is my personal favorite out of the ones I’ve found through the years. Just look at those patterns! She’s banana and strawberry flavored!

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/224708653

And last but not least in today’s spider selection – this absolutely gorgeous huntsman. This spring was the first time I’ve seen one of these, but oh boy, were there lots of them in the bushes by the river! And all so juicy and vibrant and fuzzy and GREEN, OH GODS SO GREEN. I want to lay on the ground and let a whole box of these crawl all over me TwT

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/366144208

Gosh. You have me beat in that department.

One of the most baffling finds for me is something that is a relatively common find in the slime mold world. Though at the time it was completely unrecognizable to me due to its unsightly form. Here is one of the most disturbing Dog Vomit Slime Molds that I have seen. I knew it was fungal but was also so close to looking like rotting meat.

On the plant side of things (which, in retrospect, is a very… extensive side compared to my prior post just for spiders) I’m also easily impressed as a non-plant person.

These olive trees are apparently an invasive-ish species, but they’ve been all around this part of the country for as long as I can remember, and I never really paid them much attention until last year when I encountered them in bloom for the first time. And, by the gods, they’re actually amazing? Not only are those flowers super cute and vibrant, but they also smell like artificial banana flavoring! A mind-blowing encounter if I ever had one. They’ve been making me smile whenever I pass by one on my walks ever since.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/286276902

As implied by the name, common tansy is, well, pretty common. It apparently even grows in my area, if sparsely. But personally – I have never seen it or knew about its existense until I randomly came across a bush in the Carpathian mountains and fell head over heels for it right then and there. I’ve seen them a few times in the mountains since then, so I’ll attach my favorite observation. It’s such a neat plant! No petals at all, it’s all plush and juicy yolk! How cool is that?

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/320726466

Again with common plants – a celandine. But this one was super special. Not because of the plant itself, but because it managed to grow on a roof of an old abandoned house. It’s always fun to find plants growing on structures that used to belong to humans, but to find one so large and pretty is extra special <3

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/364098362

A wild carrot I found recently! Again, a pretty common sight in the local fields. But this specimen was doing everything at once. Flowers? There you go. Seeds? Sure! Would you like them young and green or mature and with a wonderful bronze tint from the setting sun? Everything all at once, on just one tiny herb. You go, tiny herb!

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/395598339

I have to give my saltwater coastal environment credit where it’s due – sturdy flowering plants that manage to adapt to it tend to look otherworldly. And one extra special plant I was lucky to find last year was this little german statice. All dried up under relentless summer sun in the middle of a wilted prairie, it looked like rusty wire covered in tiny white flowers. 10/10, no notes.


https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/308881258

Speaking of alien plants, this spring I got lucky in the mountains and found Herb Paris in bloom! Well, I learned that it’s Herb Paris once I came back home and uploaded it to iNat, but at the moment of discovery I was just ???

I didn’t know that looking like that was an option for a flowering plant??? I owe you an apology, alien little thing, I wasn’t familiar with your game!

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/365090885

This one is another invader. I know now that it’s not supposed to be there. I know that it’s an aggressive weed. And it does color my memories with a twinge of sadness because of that.

But the first time I came across it in the mountains, its giant bushes surrounded a tiny flooded path to a river stream on both sides like giant blooming walls – a vision straight out of Miyazaki’s films. I’ve had many fairytale-like experiences in the mountains, but few of them quite as memorable as this.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/225849531

Buglosses are pretty common in the local fields, including these fuzzy pale ones. And they do look cool and memorable in general, don’t get me wrong! But this summer I happened to go out in the evening as the sun was starting to set, and suddenly the whole field was glowing like in a video game when you select interactable items. My photos don’t do them justice, but in real life it was a core memory kind of experience.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/375300428

First time I spotted love-in-a-mist out in the field from afar, I was ready to get angry that someone threw out their plastic flowers out there. But as I came closer, it turned out to be a real genuine flower? How is it for real??? I’ve observed these several times now, but to be honest I’m still half-convinced it’s a mirage that came to me in a dream.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/375037827

I am filled with gentle love for all kinds of mosses, but this one is on a whole other level of magical. Every patch is like a field of teeny tiny translucent green flowers for fairies to hide under! I wish they were more widespread (or I was more lucky), but then again, with how secretive they are – it’s all the more fascinating to find a fresh patch in damp secluded areas of the forest.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/226315891

Glassworts feel… not so much alien as they do anachronistic. It felt so weird to learn that they originated in Miocene. Walking though the salty mud fields at the edges of Kuyalnik estuary felt like I got transported way back to the Devonian.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/229260855

And last but not least for today, because this post is unreasonably long as is (and I should’ve been in bed… like two hours ago), my first encounter with horsetails! I’ve loved ferns since I was a kid, but had no idea that they had this kind of amazing cousin that also survived to this day in its perfected form since the Jurassic.

That is, until I decided to explore a new part of the Carpathian mountains last autumn. We arrived to our chosen tiny town in the middle of the mountains several hours before sunrise, and with nothing better to do – went straight into the forest using the first trail we’ve found. It was a long and freezing cold walk, with most critters still asleep and the rest of them – barely discernible in the dark; and I was reaching a point of annoyance inches away from proposing we return the way we came and search for whatever warm place could be open at 5AM in this middle of nowhere. And then my phone flashlight caught something odd in the distance.

At first I thought I was just tired and nightblind, but as we came closer – the sight before us indeed turned out to be a forest clearing filled to the brim with these gigantic alien plants. The feeling of awe that overtook me immediately turned off all my other feelings and kept me warm and vibrating with joy all the way back to civilization, lol.


https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/320552250

This genus Gonatopus wasp. At first I thought it was an ant or an ant mimicking mantis, and it turned out to be neither! they have scissor-like claws on their forelegs that they use to capture leafhopper nymphs for their larvae.