MY MOM: Why is your arm bleeding so much!?!
ME: I tried to get a picture of the leech, but my SD card ran out of room…
MY MOM: (confused, just stares at me)
ME: …So I just pulled it off… (I pick up a SD card from table)
MY MOM: No more leeches! (she takes SD card from me)
I never got a picture of that leach…