Because @DianaStuder (I think) recently made me aware that AI synopses exist:
A discussion on a Bigfoot sighting and photo is taking place. nilshelstrom shared the photo, which they chose not to post on iNat due to the sensitive nature of the species. jorenvanschie suggested the species might be Troglodytes biscoctophaga , but sedgequeen pointed out that the genus name Troglodytes is already in use for a wren and has priority. nilshelstrom proposed the genus name Crustulum amans , meaning “cookie lover,” as the creature appears to have a fondness for cookies. The location of the sighting was revealed to be a place called Sesame Street, nilshelstrom and ItsMeLucy noted similarities to a species seen in Plaza Sésamo.