Silliest thread ever

The Ivory Billed Woodpecker is a large North American woodpecker which is likely extinct. However, there are some reported ‘sightings’ that may or may not be confirmable. For an excruciating discussion, see this - Ivory-Billed Woodpecker Sighting Widely Accepted - Nature Talk - iNaturalist Community Forum. Personally, I have no opinion on the matter. So the reference to an English speaker with perfect grammar is they are as rare as that woodpecker. Or hens teeth!
EDIT I needed to correct my grammar/sentence construction when I re-read this!

2 Likes