This Week in Nonsense Science: The Canine/Pink Lady's Slipper Connection

Fellow iNatters!

Inspired by other ground-breaking scientific discoveries made possible through citizen science (seriously though - I love iNat’s monthly news highlights!), I’ve been bouncing some ideas off ChatGPT. Working closely with this cutting-edge high technology, I am pleased to report my own scientific breakthrough using the iNaturalist dataset!


The Photographic Evidence of Canine Influence on Pink Lady’s Slipper Orchid Distribution: A Visual Study
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Abstract:

A peculiar pattern has emerged from a series of photographic observations suggesting that canine activity may be associated with the distribution and abundance of Pink Lady’s Slipper orchids (Cypripedium acaule). This study presents photographic evidence indicating that areas frequented by dogs exhibit a higher density of these orchids. We analyze the implications of these visual observations and propose potential mechanisms for this correlation based solely on photographic data.

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Introduction:

Pink Lady’s Slipper orchids are distinguished by their striking appearance and have been extensively studied for their ecological and botanical significance. Recently, a series of photographs depicting various woodlands has revealed a curious trend: regions with visible canine presence seem to coincide with higher populations of Pink Lady’s Slipper orchids. This study explores these photographic findings and theorizes possible explanations for this correlation.

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Materials and Methods:

Photographic evidence was collected from multiple woodlands where Pink Lady’s Slipper orchids are known to thrive. High-resolution images were categorized based on the presence of dogs and the density of orchids. Photographs were sourced from both amateur and professional photographers who frequented these areas. The analysis focused on images showing clear interactions between dogs and their environment, alongside the visible presence of orchids.

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Results:

Photographic Correlation Analysis: A comparative review of images revealed that areas with frequent dog activity, such as trails and parks, exhibited a significantly higher presence of Pink Lady’s Slipper orchids. In some cases, photographs of dogs playing or resting in orchid-rich areas showed an increased density of these orchids in the immediate vicinity.

Discussion:

The visual evidence presented suggests a potential link between canine presence and the distribution of Pink Lady’s Slipper orchids. While the photographic data is circumstantial, it provides a basis for hypothesizing that dogs may influence orchid populations through activities that alter soil conditions or aid in seed dispersal. The observed correlation could be due to factors such as soil enrichment from canine activities or incidental seed transport by dogs.

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Limitations:

It is important to acknowledge that the study is based solely on photographic evidence, which, while suggestive, does not provide conclusive proof of causation. Further empirical research involving controlled experiments and direct observations is necessary to validate these preliminary findings.

Conclusion:

This visual study offers intriguing insights into the potential role of dogs in the spread of Pink Lady’s Slipper orchids. The photographic evidence suggests a correlation that merits further investigation. Understanding the interplay between canine behavior and plant ecology could uncover new aspects of natural interactions and contribute to more comprehensive botanical studies.

Acknowledgments:

We thank the photographers and nature enthusiasts who contributed their images and observations, which provided the foundation for this study. Special thanks to the dogs and their owners who, through their everyday activities, inadvertently participated in this research.


I’m so thrilled to now be a published author! Who else has been sitting on some solid scientific discoveries?

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I come from the future with evidence that the science promoted by this vowel with fangs person has confused the poor CV brain so much so that it can no longer tell apart the dog from the plant. See for yourself.

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Oh no! They ban leaderboards in the future to solve this problem, don’t they? :slightly_smiling_face: :upside_down_face:

Edit: I am honored to be described as a “vowel with fangs.” :joy:

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I can hear CV whimpering in the corner - But, you TOLD me, dog pixels are called Lady Slipper Orchids!!

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Oh no, that’s still a thing. We barely convinced them to finally create a dark theme, but other than that, not many changes

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This…this is the most amazing future I could have possibly imagined!

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Although this orchidog is a bit unsettling.

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Is the photo in the top left corner AI generated? It looks strange.

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But that’s Phalaenopsis!

What can I say - the future must be a crazy place!

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You all are nuts, in the best possible way. ;-)

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Nope. No dogs on my orchids :rofl:
Beware the Cape Witch and her (almost) African Wild Cat (can’t find that link but someone explained to me why Zoe is part African Wild Cat - black toes, red behind her ears, head is a different shape etc.)

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Filter by planet? Carbon-based animals? Generate hologram? Seems legit :rofl:

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Thats a lot of identifications! :laughing:

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I somehow glazed right past that! The complex must be misidentified very, very often to have only 78,000 observations. I’ll search through the “Similar Species” tab and sort through the pre-mavericks in the future to increase the observation count. Unless, of course, I’ve already done that and there are still only this amount of observations

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The title of this topic is right: Nonsense!

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Filter by planet? At this point there should be just human-made space stations! :stuck_out_tongue:

Also, how on Earth (Neptune?) did you make this? It’s amazing!

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You know what though, if you told me high dog traffic has a similar effect on herbivores that having predators on the landscape does - i.e. they spend less time grazing in a single location and more time on the move - and that reduces browse pressure on orchid populations I would not be at all surprised.

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I am happy to have attracted an ardent defender of my research! :grin: That’s actually a really interesting thought, and perhaps a better line for future research than following up on the “soil enrichment from canine activities” referenced in my paper!

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This thread has reminded me of one of my favorite things, spurious correlations! You strike me as the kind of person who would enjoy it as well. https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

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