This Week in Nonsense Science: The Canine/Pink Lady's Slipper Connection

That website is truly magical. My favorites:

  • A reduction in GMO use for corn grown in Kansas correlates to a reduction in the number of postmasters, with the (nonsense) AI theory that reduced GMO use caused smaller corn cobs, resulting in fewer corn shipments requiring postal services.
  • An increase in associates degrees awarded in liberal arts correlates to an increase in Google searches for tummy aches, with the (nonsense) AI theory that “As more people delved into the depths of philosophy and existential thinking, the collective realization of the absurdity of the human existence led to a wave of stomach-churning existential dread.”
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I mean, too much existential thinking definitely makes my tummy hurt sometimes.

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You might want to consider publishing in the Annals of Improbable Research.

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