Bird Puns and Fun

Lotta yeller, bellied sapsuckers won’t post their puns.

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They won’t if you continue to rail at them like a loon.

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I am the landlord of several wrentail units…this is one of our finer properties:
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/19841968

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Cool. Do you know of any condor-miniums in the area?

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It was a good stint while it lasted, but the punnin’ appears to be dunlin.

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Not a pun. If you want some fun with birds, the Facebook Bird Misidentification Page is pretty funny.

New one for you all but only a certain amount of people will get it.

What did the Red-breasted Merganser say to the other two species?

COME HOME!

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I’m gonna say it, i’m going to…

You all quack me up.

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I think owl just walk away and frigate this thread was ever here…

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If I wasn’t as p(h/l)easantly cuckoo as I am, I wood duck and plover in response to this punnery
(oooohh, my bad, I really forced that one and made up a word :grimacing:)

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Of course some classic bird humor.

MRDucks
MRNotDucks
SMR2
CDMBDIs
MRDucks

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This thread is really taking off!

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let’s see if this one lands…

What does the bartender call out after the Bluebird, Veery and Robin fly from the bar abruptly?

“what’s th-rush guys and gal(linule)s?”

…and good night, you’ve been great!

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well this is hawkward.

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Excepting this, withholding all hearts will be my only (in)action on this thread. :nauseated_face:

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I always wish I could make a duck autocorrect joke without seeming like a loon.

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Y’all quack me up.

Wren Willet ever stop!?!?!

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Even though I’m in the U.S. I tried to fill my tank with petrel

…didn’t work, too many feathers.

If you dislike this, please don’t snipe at me, I’ve had a ruff day.

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Are you feeling down from the feather problems?
If people give you grief over it, just ignore their o-pinions.

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