I can’t believe I’m only just now heron about this thread.
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I got all of these except the third one. Not familiar with that species, and didn’t really know what those flags were called.
I don’t get it.
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If you can’t buy it, wrentit
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The legislature was discussing conservation measures for various birds. They passed laws protecting the coot and the corn crake without incident. But when a senator proposed setting aside wetlands for the swamphen, sparks flew.
He had touched the third rail.
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Lmao, dude, camp robbers are robbin’ Robin’s robin’s things. Hahahahahaha 
Uhm, I don’t understand this one… What’s it mean?
Which meaning of “rail” do you understand?
As in the object. Like a rail road or stair well rail.
On an electric rail road, there can be a third rail, which supplies electrical power, the other two, which the train rides on, being ground. Metaphorically, there is a third rail of politics.
“Rail” also refers to part of the order Gruiformes, the other suborder being cranes. Coots, corn crakes, and swamphens are all rails.
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Oooh, hahahaha. You’re too smart for me, that’s too deep. 
Idk that, thanks for the info.
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We need some more puns plover here! Starling now! COME on, we need more! I am knot liking the lack of puns, but gannet even be terned around?
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You just did. These are hilarious!
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Sorry, I’ve been out robin banks, and all the other people here are on shrike. Knot really, but whatever. I’m not the kingbird of bird puns anyway. I suppose any joke can work in a finch, but these are getting pretty loony.
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Oh no. These puns are getting rail-y hard to grasp. I egret not finding this thread earlier. It was a pheasant surprise to find a few funny puns, but the rest are just robin this thread of it’s quail-ity .If this continues,things will go off the rail. Some of these puns are ruff. I wish I had a pun of my own, but without one, I might have to swallow my pride. Oh well, I’ll just have to chicken out of this before I get laughed at.
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