Poof! You can now only insult people using animal names. What will you be using?

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I knew I’d kept that list on my phone for a reason. I used to not put the location in at first & save these wild ones out of the Suggestions til my Computer Vision gave up all hope & decided that everything is a bat, (but that’s another story):

Slope-rumped Beetle
Fathead Anole
Dingy Flat-body
Vagabond Sod Webworm Moth

& my personal favourite, the Sordid Cocktail Ant

Yes I did come up with a Sordid Ant Cocktail:

Crushed Ice, to which add pureed forest fruits (any kind) because the ants live in boreal forests. Put some alcohol in if you like, to match the fruit. Grate a heap of dark chocolate on top this is the ants’ nest & ‘dirt’ (sordid literally= dirty) & a tiny toy ant or two to finish

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Yellow-bellied Sapsucker is the first that comes to mind.

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As a person who feeds slightly updated dinosaurs everyday, I am offended, you Incisivosaurus gauthieri!

(This was primarily a joke, but birds are technically descended from dinosaurs. So they technically did adapt)

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I’mma make one of those ant-cocktails for a friend, and see if they like it >:)

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Twite

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“Feed two birds with one scone” YES!

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And yet they fly over our heads in the form of birds…

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LOL, I almost forgot VAGABOND CRAMBUS until I saw this post. Also a good one you can imagine by the Latin name: Acronicta retardata.

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I love the name “yellow-bellied sea snake” for this, I can imagine someone yelling it on a pirate ship.

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What a slippery dick (Halichoeres bivittatus) he turned out to be.
(Unfortunately these are not threatened or endangered)

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I’m a fan of the classic: Jackass. Also, Laughing Jackass works too (alternate name for Laughing Kookaburra).

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Today I was busy with collection of insects. I came across a beetle Oxythyrea funesta. In Russian it is called “Олёнка зловонная”. It sounds like “Oly’onka malodorant”. I pronounce this name. After that I had to explain myself.
The thing is… my wife’s name is Alyonka (Алёнка). Sounds almost the same.


Actually, she’s Helen, but you know these Russian names! :joy: I call her “Alyonushka”, “Alyonka”. It’s very affectionate. That’s even what Soviet chocolate was called, it’s cute.

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No need. Any word can be used as an insult, today more than ever.

Предположу, что название жука всё-таки произошло от устаревшего/регионального обозначению самки оленя и женскому имени просто омонимично.

This really is fantastic! I especially love when the video pans the crowd and they are all listening with enraptured looks. So good! Thank you!

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Yeah! That name has caught my attention a lot. The only place where I’ve seen this name is iNat. It is a very common fish where I live, and the Spanish name iNat suggests is way less mean: ‘‘Doncella rayada’’, which literally means ‘‘Striped maid’’.

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Without a doubt that name of beetle is not from “Аленка”. Etymology from “олень” (deer). Words are homophones.

I sure hope we can expand to plant names, because I’ve been longing to call someone “bladdernut” for the longest time.

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