Anybody got any good (or not so good) or nerdy animal puns that they like? I’ve had some bird pun wars with my friends in the past, has anyone else had this experience?

There is a section of one of the longer threads which is a back-and-forth pun war. Mostly birds. I think it’s either in Funny, long, or just plain weird animal names it else You know you’re seriously into iNat when

There’s a really bad joke I remember from when I was a little kid: A duck, a frog, and a skunk were going to the country fair, but it cost a dollar to get in. The duck got in because he had a bill, the frog got in because he had a greenback, but the poor skunk didn’t get in because he only had a …

As Zazu the hornbill pointed out, “Cheetahs never prosper.” But the real master of puns – animal-related and otherwise – was Piers Anthony, in his Xanth novels. In Xanth, besides centipedes, there are nickelpedes, dimepedes, quarterpedes (which are particularly bad because when they bite, they take…

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The Menai Bridge butcher is selling eight legs of venison for £70. Do you think that is two dear?

Sh*t. Got it wrong. Do you think that is too dear?

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Anyone have any animal puns?

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earthknight June 30, 2021, 2:25am 4

There’s also the Silly names that are actually in use for animals topic I started a while back. Lots of puns and silly stuff in there too.

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Anyone have any animal puns?

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