Why can’t you buy head-ache tablets in the jungle?
Parrots ate 'em all.
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My son used to swallow coins pretty regularly when he was a child.
I’ve definitely seen some change in him.
(https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/89592436)
Now I wonder why the same word has two different meanings…
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Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
A favorite joke of a late friend of mine (who was an excellent naturalist). He’d often just proclaim “time flies like a banana” when he was running late. You had to know the joke.
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That’s sort of like the “What has four wheels and flies” one.
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It’s frogtime or toadtime? (see thread What is your Favorite Lifer from this week?
What did the frog/toad look like? https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/90952166)
Frog pun from Punpedia:
“My frogetfulness is the reason I was fired.”
Toad pun from Toad Puns:
I have no real opinion on frogs or toads.
I’m amphibalent.
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Q.What do you call a dragonfly that is gone nuts??
A. odonut (odonata is the taxon for dragonflies and damselflies. also,odonut is my iNat username lol)
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What do you call an addicted naturalist?
An iNutter
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Which is the stinkiest bird on earth?
The Bus-turd (Bustard)
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After observing the most beautiful grasshopper that I have ever seen in my entire life (https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/92534053) I decided to celebrate them with this:
Why are the grasshoppers all cultists?
Because they’re in sects.
(from https://punstoppable.com)
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Good one!
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What’s the most fragile insect on earth?
A paper wasp
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Which ant copies lizards?
Droptail ants (genus Myrmicaria)
If you don’t get it, Lizards drop their tails when afraid.
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What’s the squirmiest fruit?
Ge-cko-conut
I hate this. Ha ha
Which animal just made a trip to the opticians?
The spectacled bear.
What is the cheapest, easiest way to get rid of annoying flies?
Just hire a Housefly catcher. They’ll come and deal with them free of charge.
Which insect carries a magic arrow?
The Cupid
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What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
Answer : A Carpet
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Where do shellfish go to borrow money? Answer: The prawn broker.
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What did the bird watcher say when she mistook a hawk for an eagle? Answer: Well, this is hawkward
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Why is the South Polar continent called Antarctica?
Because the climate is un-bear-able.
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1.What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke? Answer: That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
2.What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
3.What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? Answer: Bison
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit “what is your blood type?”
The rabbit replied “I’m probably a type-o”.
I returned my lizard to the pet store today as it wouldn’t stop telling me jokes.
The store clerk said “that isn’t a lizard, it is a stand up chameleon.”
Q: Why did the team of witches always lose their cricket matches?
A: Their bats kept flying away.
Q: Why didn’t the leopard enjoy playing hide and seek?
A: Because he was spotted all the time.
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
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AWESOME!!!