Anyone have any animal puns?

Thank you my friend :) @ vihaking277

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I wrote the last 3 as they were behind my notebook but the first 2 were from the net

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What animal does a deer trade for renting antlers?

The Horn-bill

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:rofl: :rofl:

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What insect melts in the sun?

Butter-flies

Which insects annoy the police the most?

Robber flies

Which bird deleted a letter from the alphabet?

The B-ee eater

Which are the most helpful insects?

Assist-ants (Not my own one)

Which feet are the most annoying?

Those with Mosqui-toes

What fruit snarls and races around?

Mongoose-teen

Which spiders can maul you to death?

Lynx spiders

Why are Asian homes haunted?

They’re full of ghost ants

Which are the stinkiest marine creatures?

Turd-tles

What is the official term for the reason behind black and white scat invasion?

The geck-cause of the problem

Which flies love spearing for fish?

Crane flies

What do you call a metal pole where ravens love to roost?

A crow-bar

Which insects are found on fridges?

Ma-gnats

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What animals make fingerprints?

Part-ridges

Which two birds have collaborated and made it to the human song billboard?

Tailorbirds and Swifts: Tailor Swift

Which ship is known for its honking music?

A Grus ship (cranes honk, and are scientifically called Grus)

Which is the scariest music composer?

DJ Snake

What are floating singing molluscs called?

Airpods

What are the cowardliest beetles?

Scare-abs

Why is the world suffering from a homelessness crisis?

The House flies ( You would be homeless if your house suddenly flew into the sky)

Which bird do you call when your car has broken down?

Tow-hees

Which are the prickliest birds?

Barb-ets

What is the fattest, boldest style of text?

The Ele-font

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nice one :rofl:

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What is the purplest insect on earth?

Beet-les

Which insect flies around with a saw in its legs?

The Carpenter bee

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What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crook-o-dile.

Where do mice park their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.

What does a spider bride wear for the wedding?
A webbing dress.

Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
The outside.

What fish is the best fighter?
The Swordfish.

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What do you call a quiet mythical sea creature?

A murmurmaid

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Which bird is borne from a mammal’s mouth?

Phlegm-ingoes

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Haaaaa Superb!!

I think we’re the only ones here… And it’s a two-side pun war

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What does a duck with hiccups lay?
Scrambled eggs

Why don’t ducks grow up?
Because they only grow down.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.

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Yea :rofl:

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What kind of ties do pigs wear?
Pig sties!

What’s a frog’s favorite soda?
Croak-a-Cola!

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
Windshield viper

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