Anyone have any animal puns?

Thank you my friend :) @ vihaking277

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I wrote the last 3 as they were behind my notebook but the first 2 were from the net

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What animal does a deer trade for renting antlers?

The Horn-bill

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:rofl: :rofl:

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What insect melts in the sun?


Which insects annoy the police the most?

Robber flies

Which bird deleted a letter from the alphabet?

The B-ee eater

Which are the most helpful insects?

Assist-ants (Not my own one)

Which feet are the most annoying?

Those with Mosqui-toes

What fruit snarls and races around?


Which spiders can maul you to death?

Lynx spiders

Why are Asian homes haunted?

They’re full of ghost ants

Which are the stinkiest marine creatures?


What is the official term for the reason behind black and white scat invasion?

The geck-cause of the problem

Which flies love spearing for fish?

Crane flies

What do you call a metal pole where ravens love to roost?

A crow-bar

Which insects are found on fridges?


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What animals make fingerprints?


Which two birds have collaborated and made it to the human song billboard?

Tailorbirds and Swifts: Tailor Swift

Which ship is known for its honking music?

A Grus ship (cranes honk, and are scientifically called Grus)

Which is the scariest music composer?

DJ Snake

What are floating singing molluscs called?


What are the cowardliest beetles?


Why is the world suffering from a homelessness crisis?

The House flies ( You would be homeless if your house suddenly flew into the sky)

Which bird do you call when your car has broken down?


Which are the prickliest birds?


What is the fattest, boldest style of text?

The Ele-font

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nice one :rofl:

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What is the purplest insect on earth?


Which insect flies around with a saw in its legs?

The Carpenter bee

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What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crook-o-dile.

Where do mice park their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.

What does a spider bride wear for the wedding?
A webbing dress.

Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
The outside.

What fish is the best fighter?
The Swordfish.

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What do you call a quiet mythical sea creature?

A murmurmaid

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Which bird is borne from a mammal’s mouth?


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Haaaaa Superb!!

I think we’re the only ones here… And it’s a two-side pun war

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What does a duck with hiccups lay?
Scrambled eggs

Why don’t ducks grow up?
Because they only grow down.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.

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Yea :rofl:

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What kind of ties do pigs wear?
Pig sties!

What’s a frog’s favorite soda?

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
Windshield viper

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