Thank you my friend :) @ vihaking277
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I wrote the last 3 as they were behind my notebook but the first 2 were from the net
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What animal does a deer trade for renting antlers?
The Horn-bill
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What insect melts in the sun?
Butter-flies
Which insects annoy the police the most?
Robber flies
Which bird deleted a letter from the alphabet?
The B-ee eater
Which are the most helpful insects?
Assist-ants (Not my own one)
Which feet are the most annoying?
Those with Mosqui-toes
What fruit snarls and races around?
Mongoose-teen
Which spiders can maul you to death?
Why are Asian homes haunted?
They’re full of ghost ants
Which are the stinkiest marine creatures?
Turd-tles
What is the official term for the reason behind black and white scat invasion?
The geck-cause of the problem
Which flies love spearing for fish?
Crane flies
What do you call a metal pole where ravens love to roost?
A crow-bar
Which insects are found on fridges?
Ma-gnats
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What animals make fingerprints?
Part-ridges
Which two birds have collaborated and made it to the human song billboard?
Tailorbirds and Swifts: Tailor Swift
Which ship is known for its honking music?
A Grus ship (cranes honk, and are scientifically called Grus)
Which is the scariest music composer?
DJ Snake
What are floating singing molluscs called?
Airpods
What are the cowardliest beetles?
Scare-abs
Why is the world suffering from a homelessness crisis?
The House flies ( You would be homeless if your house suddenly flew into the sky)
Which bird do you call when your car has broken down?
Tow-hees
Which are the prickliest birds?
Barb-ets
What is the fattest, boldest style of text?
The Ele-font
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nice one 
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What is the purplest insect on earth?
Beet-les
Which insect flies around with a saw in its legs?
The Carpenter bee
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What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crook-o-dile.
Where do mice park their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What does a spider bride wear for the wedding?
A webbing dress.
Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
The outside.
What fish is the best fighter?
The Swordfish.
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Which bird is borne from a mammal’s mouth?
Phlegm-ingoes
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Haaaaa Superb!!
I think we’re the only ones here… And it’s a two-side pun war
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What does a duck with hiccups lay?
Scrambled eggs
Why don’t ducks grow up?
Because they only grow down.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
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Yea
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What kind of ties do pigs wear?
Pig sties!
What’s a frog’s favorite soda?
Croak-a-Cola!
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
Windshield viper
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Ok, I don’t have anything in joke form, yet I did make 2 games for our grandchildren. The first is “Tic-Tac-Toad!”
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The second game is a form of Checkers that I called “LeapFrog” and the grandchildren loved them! Even the ones that were too young to play checkers, still had fun hopping the frogs around the pond on the lily pads. To ‘king’ a frog, all they had to do was turn the rock over and the frog now has a crown on. I made 3 games and that meant painting 144 frogs.
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What insect comes from a Stingy man’s mouth?
Bah! Humbug
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Where does a sheep go for a haircut?
To the Baa-baa shop!
Plus, its just about impossible to hold a conversation when there is a goat nearby – the goat keeps butting in!
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