Funny, long, or just plain weird animal names

Google-eyed Eighty-Eight

There is also a Googly-eyed Cod and Googly-eyed Glass Squid

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I had decided some time ago that the common name for Turdus migratorius should be the BM or bowel movement bird.

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Have dog vomit slime mold or dog sick slime mould been mentioned?

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the Joker

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There are some fabulous old common names in English for Canadian birds:

American Tree Sparrow = Winter Chippy
Belted Kingfisher = Halcyon
Chipping Sparrow = Social Sparrow
Common Grackle = Maize Thief
Common Nighthawk = Piramidig
Common Redpoll = Little Snowbird
Eastern Kingbird = Bee Martin
Eastern Towhee = Chewink
Gray-cheeked Thrush = Aliceā€™s Thrush
Hermit Thrush = Swamp Angel
Least Flycatcher = Chebec (just like its call)
Northern Flicker = Yellowhammer
Northern Shrike = Ninekiller
Ovenbird = Teacher (again, just like its call)
White-Throated Sparrow = Canada Sparrow (sings ā€œdear, sweet, Canada Canada Canadaā€)
White-breasted Nuthatch = Devil Downhead
Wilsonā€™s Warbler = Blackcap
Yellow-billed Cuckoo = Raincrow

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For those of you who didnā€™t click through on this one: the name is really extra-appropriate, because, sadly, the bird went extinct about a thousand years ago! Iā€™m definitely showing this one to my Latin-teacher husband. :D

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I like Redundant Skipper

The North American dragonflies have been given some pretty great names, e.g. Stygian Shadowdragon, Ebony Boghaunter

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I personally find many common names of fungi very amusing, my favourite is the Old Man of the Woods:
https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/125719-Strobilomyces-floccopus

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In German, the Red-backed Shrike still goes by that name

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For those of us in the Toronto area, or even anywhere in Canada for that matter, in honour of the upcoming NBA finals (Lets go Raptors !) I know those pesky iNat staff are mostly in the Bay Areaā€¦

Stelis alleyoop

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No contest for my favorite:

HumuĀ­humuĀ­nukuĀ­nukuĀ­ÄpuaŹ»a

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Unsated Sallow Moth - Metaxaglaea inulta: why doesnā€™t eat enough?
Disparaged Arches Moth - Orthodes detracta: why is it not liked?
Implicit Arches Moth - Lacinipolia implicata: Implicit in what?
Cynical Quaker Moth - Orthodes cynica: Why is a brainless moth cynical?
Smaller Pinkish Dart Moth - Diarsia jucunda: related to the the 'slightly smaller reddish Dart Moth.
Simulium damnosum: No explanation necessary.

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I remembered there was an organism (a praying mantis) named after Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and searching it out brought me to this wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_famous_people . There are some amusing namesakes there as well. I think my new favorite is the moth Leonardo davincii

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To throw in a little curmudgeonly commentary, which all are welcome to ignoreā€¦

Many of these wonderfully weird or funny names come from people ā€œmaking upā€ common names by just directly translating the scientific name from Latin to another language. To me these arenā€™t common names at all (names in common vernacular use outside the scientific community). They are just scientific names in a different language, with all kinds of unwritten rules implicit therewith. (Is it still the common name if the scientific taxonomy changes later? If not, then it is not a common name.)

OK, end of short rant, and donā€™t let this distract from adding more wild and crazy examples!

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A new discovery for me last weekend is the Blackspotted Pliers Support Beetle.

What on earth is that all about? I see no other species called a ā€œPliers Support Beetleā€ and other members of the Rhagium genus are not so elaborately named, so Iā€™m intrigued where this common name comes from.

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I saw this name last week as well, and I canā€™t imagine where the name comes from :)

Found a new one today:

Headless Chicken Monsters

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:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Bare-faced Go-away-bird, named after its call. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bare-faced_go-away-bird

Satanic Nightjar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_nightjar

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Iā€™m a child, so I chuckled heartily at identifying:

Minettia LongiPennis

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